it was a scoop!

i think i am among the very first (check the time stamp in my post) to report that michael jackson, the king of pop, has died.

how did i get my scoop? some bird flew from UCLA and landed on my desk at work... no, but kidding aside, i hope michael finds peace in the afterlife. may he rest in peace.

mainsteam media has now caught on the news and is now reporting more details regarding michael's untimely demise.

what a day! two celebrity deaths in the same hospital? unbelievable...